I’m going to die.
omfg zombie apocalypse
NNONONONONONO I’M GONNA DIE.
(( shit ))
this is how we are going to die
a zombie apocalypse heh…
leave no survivors
i love my guns and swords now
mierda…
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I’m going to die.
omfg zombie apocalypse
NNONONONONONO I’M GONNA DIE.
(( shit ))
this is how we are going to die
a zombie apocalypse heh…
leave no survivors
i love my guns and swords now
mierda…
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Lawd give me strength with all this sexiness. :O
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i met a new buddy, and he said he’s curious to use a cocksucker. never been with a guy sexually, but interested. says he’s real dom, loves the idea of slamming his big cock down a hungry throat
ID LOVE TO WRESTLE WITH HIM ANYTIME! THEN AFTER THAT ILL LICK HIS PITS AND FUCK HIM
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Start Your Own Avocado Plant
The next time you make guacamole, take the avocado pit (often called the stone) and push the flat end into a six-inch pot of moist, multi-purpose soil. Leave the pointy end exposed.Make sure to keep the plant at about 65° F until the first leaf shoots appear. Aftet that, it likes normal room temperatures with slightly cooler temperatures (60° F) in winter.
To encourage upward growth, pinch off new buds when they appear below the top leaves on the plant stalk. With proper care, in three years your Avocado will grow to an elegant, large-leaved houseplant about 3 feet tall.
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GIVEAWAY! (stationary version)
as promised, here’s the prize for the giveaway!
pictured are:
- stickers
- 台北101 notebook
- koala socks
- poopie pen (I have the pink/red version, if you’d rather have bloody poop, let me know and i’ll trade with you LOL)
quite a lot of people suggested stationary, and it’s SO HARD to find unisex stationary. the notebook and pen is unisex (if you’re a guy and you don’t like the pen SHAME ON YOU) however the small ish socks and stickers… well. FRET NOT because this is only the stationary version!
rules!
- you MUST be following taiwanesefood (our personals are optional, you know but i’ll love you more if you’re following our personals as well ~)
- likes count! so does reblogging! (don’t spam your followers though!)
- please be available to respond with your address within 48 hours of the end of the giveaway, else I’ll go to the next person
- I’ll pay for domestic shipping but if you’re overseas your prize won’t have as much content (simply because I’ll
probablybe poor by the time I come back (SORRY :’( ) and international shipping is deadly)- or if i ship it from taiwan it might be cheaper, but then the giveaway will end earlier!
- winner will be chosen through a random generator —
- if lots and lots of people participate, we’ll have a second winner ^____^!
- if the winning poster liked the post, I’ll randomly choose another person ~
- if the winning poster reblogged the post from someone else, the person that was reblogged from will win (giveaway blogs don’t count!) the second prize :D
- if the person that was reblogged is taiwanesefood well then
I get the prizeJUST KIDDING not me, the other wonderful admin- reblog mucho!
good luck to everyone ^__^ I hope you guys like what I chose :x
*note the koala socks are size 22-25cm
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